Leamington today I was there.

[coppinpr]

Daughters and granddaughters are very like slot machines, great fun to play with but you continuously feed them money for the next 30 years. To begin with the payouts coming out the bottom are crap and in the end you don't get any return for your investment at all, and you still wouldn't part with them for the world.

Was that photo taken the first time she set eyes on you? I couldn't believe my eyes either.

[badpenny]

I thought everybody pulls that face when they see someone for the first time. It's certainly been my experience.