FORUM

What exciting news! Mechanical Memories Museum is to be on the tele, and not just any old tele but national BBC prime time tele. The One Show no less is coming to town. I can see it now, all the machines and Jerry there at the helm. But wait Jerry, you need to be prepared. With all this fame and exposure comes responsibility. When you're a celeb you have to look good, you can't shine before the camera. We're talking make-up. Might I suggest just a little rouge and not too much mascara, that Dusty Springfield look is so ' yesterdays man.' And ruby red lips too.... yes I like ruby red lips.... by L'oreal, because you're worth it. I'd like to volunteer to be Christine Bleakley's personal assistant on the day. I could follow her around mopping her brow when she works up a sweat. I can't wait. Richard.

I'm willing to contribute to the "Send Nursey" fund for assistance with Jerry's debut. After she's finished with BP's private massage, of course.

What day are they filming there ???