Today's yoof ... cheeky rascals eh?

[andydotp]

There's a lovely piece of prime Aussie rib eye in today's mail BP.
Big chunk of meat mind you, I had to really force it to fit into the cash box compartment of The Coronet .
Stick it over yr shiner whilst the garlic & onions are sweating in the pan.....
is this emoticon you & your Makita by any chance??

[badpenny]

My Halloween Excitement is all Concluded!!

I've just had a telephonic communication from a chirpy bobby to tell me they've closed my case.

I said .... "Great, thanks, at least my drill won't fall out."

He said ..."Good Bye"