In the last two years we have lost ........
Virgin Mega Stores
.................... and today Jessops called in The Receivers.
Also today Scotland Yard announced London police to be based in post offices and High Street Stores as Scotland Yard makes £500m cuts
Errr ........ What Post Offices and High St. Stores would those be then?
Whatever, I guess it's better to have them out in The Community instead of hiding in Police Stations under a mountain of paperwork. Also Shop Lifting should decline which means The Scrotes will be forced to pay for their habits by house breaking instead, which in turn will be eased by having Rozzers based in shops!
Hello is that the Police? I've been burgled, could you please bring round a TV a DVD player, a bottle of Scotch, book of stamps and a bag of potatoes please?