Thanks OP B I enjoyed that and it's now bookmarked for further visiting.
Today has proven to be one of those wonderful moments in life when reality outstrips satire and imaginative humour.
Laugh number one.
I lifted this from The BBC News site ........
Illegal immigrants fleeing Britain are paying criminal gangs to smuggle them out of the UK, the BBC's Panorama programme has found.
The migrants are charged as much as £1,500 for the chance to be taken to mainland Europe.
Some want to try their luck elsewhere in the EU.
We are so stuffed even those who don't pay taxes , ignore motor insurance, fill up and drive off and fill their pockets before walking out of shops; can't afford to live here and are paying money to get out! You couldn't write a funnier sit-com for TV.
I know some may be itching to reply celebrating this exodus and don't misunderstand me anything that deters shysters and leaches is good news to me. And rats deserting sinking ships etc. is a valid comment, however what could possibly be more indicative of the title of this thread than illegal immigrants paying to get out?
Today's laugh number two.
When I revisited The BBC site to get The URL in order to add a link, I saw the Government Spin Doctors had insulted our collective intelligence by getting the BBC to insert the following ..............
The government said it is because they are cracking down on organised immigration crime.
Oh?... of course that's why they'll be paying to get out ....... yeah right!
I distinctly remember Maslow's Hierachy of Needs saying that an individual's fundamental requirements are Warmth, Food, Drink, Sleep and I believe Sex and Pooping were in there as well, how remiss of Maslow to overlook A piece of paper that says I can live here as being a basic essential?
Going to keep me smiling all day this one............ if only I had fifteen hundred sovs ...... I could go with them.