Iran 'successfully sends monkey into space'
I know we're not overly friendly with the leaders of Iran, but you'd think somebody would mention to them, if only in passing that they're on a fool's errand.
Morning Ahmad, another steaming day eh? Have a slice of Badenjan Torshi and pour yourself a cup of Sharbat. It must be nearly 64 years since The Americans shot a monkey into space eh?
Unless they think that by strapping the odd primate to an ICBM we won't think for a moment they're really test firing missiles.