'UK Council rules that apostrophe must be left alone, full stop'
'To grammarians' delight, local officials in south-west England who had considered expunging apostrophes from street signs threw out the idea and vowed to follow the rules of proper English'....
....'The proposed ban on the mild-mannered apostrophe drew criticism from throughout Britain and media attention from as far away as Australia. Proponents of good grammar lambasted the Mid Devon District Council for even thinking of killing off such a useful punctuation mark and for lowering the standards of civic discourse'..
Nice one council! Moving swiftly on, here's my War Eagle.