Happy Halloween

[pennymachines]

My school served a truly ghastly mechanically recovered meat residue. Once you sucked out the juices, which had an aroma of vacuum cleaners, you were left with a gristly pulp, impossible to swallow. I became a vegetarian. We were also served a strange red gelatinous pudding with bits of bread in it. It tasted of ash.

[operator bell]

Phew, I'm glad I didn't grow up in the North of England. I heard you had it tough. Mind you, even my school had to make some changes when the comprehensive system started in the 1960s. It was terrible. The school had to take so many more pupils from the secondary moderns that there was only room for the 6th Form and above at high table.

[john t peterson]

My heart goes out to you blokes. Not for the food, but for the reason that you never experienced the quintessential American icon: the LUNCHLADY.

https://screen.yahoo.com/lunch-lady-000000188.html

J Peterson
Scarred for life in America

[john t peterson]

I replaced the above video with one that actually shows the rarest of all birds, the LUNCHLADY.

J Peterson
American Corndog

[badpenny]

We believe anything you tell us John ......

Geo Restriction
Sorry! The content provider has not given us the rights to play this video in your location.
Error Code: 501-202
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[john t peterson]

Sorry about that, BP. I have no way of knowing which videos will be geographically limited. What's with that anyway?

Here is the same video from YouTube which I think will play in the UK. Unfortunately, it appears to be a video hand-captured from the person's TV. You will hear them laughing in the background and the picture isn't that great but good enough to scare the pants off all grade schoolers.



If this does not work, google "Chris Farley Lunchlady."

J Peterson
Geographically challenged in what I think may be America