Valentine's Day

Enter the Honourable Judge's favourite tavern for a dram of Tittle Tattle. There's an ancient bandit in the corner, but I forget his name...
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jonesthegarage
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Valentine's Day

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Just a word of warning if you have been suckered in by the retail industry insisting you (try to) prove that you love your partner more than your slots.

They say that oysters are an aphrodisiac - well I had a dozen last night and 8 of them didn't work!
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Since the age of 14 I've always had a valentine's card every year, anonymous, no clue at all as to who my secret admirer was. :!?!:
However, not this year .... nothing it just stopped. !PUZZLED!

We're only into February, but It's been a real shit year for me so far, first my Granny died and now this! :#:
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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking. :burp:
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I'm treating my wife to a romantic dinner for Valentine's Day. !!IDEA!!

Soft, slow cooked pasta.
The finest petits pois.
Finely diced, soft soya flakes.
A beautiful chicken stock marinade.
Finely seasoned with fresh basil and mixed herbs.

Then I just tip in water to the fill line, add the soy sauce sachet and I'm done. !!RAYOF!!
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