Goalllllll

[treefrog]

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Get in there, quarter finals

[dutchboy]

Congrats to all of you, and now run over Sweden

[pennymachines]

Thanks Dutchboy, but my contribution was almost nil...

[brigham]

Wow! We've managed to stay in the World Cup by the skin of our teeth, thanks to blistering performance in a vaguely football-related tie-break...

[bryans fan]

I spoke to a rugby player yesterday, who informed me the difference between rugby players and football players is that rugby players spend 80% of the match pretending they are not hurt, whereas football players spend 80% of the match pretending they are hurt!

[dutchboy]

The best players in the world should be playing in skirts. Sadly enough all the crying leads to results.

[pennymachines]

should be playing in skirts.

Shouldn't that be nappies? Or is that a bit ageist?

[dutchboy]

Also possible, I meant that they behave like a woman. Although I don’t want to offend women.

[pennymachines]

I think you did it again...

[badpenny]

This thread has reminded me, isn't it The World Cup soon?