Bryans Gapwin

[Mr too good to be true]

DEAR FRIEND. I HAVE $60,000,000 US DOLLAR IN A HOLED OUT TREE. I AM PLEASED TO BE OWNING MAP TO LOCATION THAT IS WILL SHARE WITH YOU 50% OF THE MONEY FOR EXCHANGE OF SLOTTING MACHINE ALWIN. PLEASE SEND $5000 VIA WORLDPAY AND YOUR SLOTTING MACHINE TO ME...SECRET SECRET, PLEASE NOT BE TELLING TO YOUR FRIENDS OR DA BOYZ IN DA BLUE. I AM FOR WANTING YOUR LAST THREE NUMBERS ON CARD CREDIT FOR YOU HAVE. YOU MAY ALSO MARRY MY SISTER IN UK.

[coin-op]

Deal seems a good one, but need to see pic of your sister first... we ain't no fools you know

[treefrog]

Hey listen, I don't need a picture, can't be fussy these days, sounds like a cracking deal.

[Mr Too Good to be True]

YES, FOR SURE. SISTA IS WELL TRAINED IN THE COOKING YOU BE WANTING. SHE IS A GOOD IN SEXY TIME IN KITCHEN, A GOOD COOK IN DA BEDROOM AND CAN CARRY A SLOTTING MACHINE OF DA ALWIN UNDER EACH OF HER ARMS WHILE BALANCING HER SMALL CHILD ON HEAD. WHEN SHE LEAVES DA PRISON AFTER JETISONING MAGIC WHITE POWER SHE LOVINGLY CARRIED FOR MAN FROM THAILAND, SHE WILL BE FREE TO BE GIVING YOU LOVING WIFE TIME.
SEND MONEY NOW AND SLOTTING MACHINE. WOULD ALSO LIKE DE TRIP LEVER FOR JENNINGS FRUITING MACHINE I HAVE COMING FROM FRIENDS OF U.S. OF A IN EXCHANGE FOR MY MUTHA. SHE IS OLDEST WOMAN IN VILLAGE AT FORTY THREE AND CAN CARRY COMPTONS CAKEWALK ON HER BACK. I HAVE SADLY BEEN TOLD I AM SHORTA SIGHTED, PLEASE BE NEEDED $6000 SO TO BE SEEING DISNEYLAND BEFORE HAVING TO WEAR GLASSES. YOUR LOYAL FRIEND, PRINCE NASEEN ALI BONGO HUSSEIN BIN LADEN

[badpenny]

Why are you talking like that Malcymal ?

[13rebel]

You've blown it mate-I won't have anything to do with drug pushers.