***MERRY CHRISTMAS***

[jingle]

Nearly 9 bucks for a pint
That's nearly dearer than fickin knutsford
I went to ford carboot last week
Some of you will know it
It's by arundel which is a lovely town 20 miles along from Brighton
I had a beer in a pub
5p change from a fiver

[moonriver]

never mind jingle, you 'd have made your money back selling all those hamper prize items

[jingle]

I didn't open it till this week
The champagne in the back corner of the box
Was a party popper
The whiskey bottle in middle hidden was red wine
And the bottle of white wine at the back was no alcoholic spritzer

The cadburys box of chocolate biscuits had one in each section
We were sitting there Xmas night sober and starving

But am still happy it was only £1