That gives me an idea for a "Working Model"

[operator bell]

I can see it clearly - a pale spotty youth gets his wobbly bits caught between a pair of huge cast iron gears in one of those 1930s fairground penny crushers, and is inexorably drawn in and flattened as an angry moderator forcefully turns the handle. Meanwhile, a scary German clown shoots steel balls round a vertical loop to impact on the hacker's hard drive while overwriting all the tracks on his iPod with the sound of a maniacal laughing sailor. We could call it "A Hacker Pays The Price".