Complete newbie

[operator bell]

" My wife actually loves it and its allowed to sit in the dining room !"

Is it possible that this woman has a sister? In America??

I believe she does, but I saw her first.

Last night I mentioned to my wife that I might be getting another machine for the collection, and I offered to get rid of one to make room. Not only did she forbid the sale, but she started talking about how to rearrange the furniture to make space for the new one.

[badpenny]

It's the new propellant they put in hairspray, dreadful stuff, full of antiphoslypersatoxins causes all sorts of rational and logical behaviour in the female of the species .

I've rigged up a ringmain around the house to deliver the stuff from a massive tank in the cellar, if you want a copy of the plans?

[arrgee]

Badpenny wrote

full of antiphoslypersatoxins causes all sorts of rational and logical behaviour in the female of the species

Yeh, awful stuff, I have been given to understand that it also causes impotence

[badpenny]

It certainly did in my father