I'm interested in slots, but haven't any because......

[badpenny]

I'm interested in slots, but haven't any because......

I went a while without any machines, because of the lady in my life at the time who viewed a bandit on a stand in the hall was akin to placing a flashing neon sign for all the neighbors to read, which proudly proclaimed I was addicted to gambling, what would they think?
Also she had heard they cost as much as £100 (I never told her the truth it was pointless) and for that money she could buy clothes!

I eventually got the balance right and moved out!