Yesterday I admitted I wasn't a Royal

Enter the Honourable Judge's favourite tavern for a dram of Tittle Tattle. There's an ancient bandit in the corner, but I forget his name...
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I have never been much of a Royalist, however I was shocked at what I heard on the radio today.

Local news told us that Kate Middleton Duchess of where ever was visiting Hull today.
They apologised to those waiting to see her as due to the weather she was running late.

I have to say I was appalled; making her visit Hull is bad enough, but to make her run in her condition I think is a jolly bad show.

I fully intend writing a strong letter to The Times

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Local radio and the press today were full of uproar over Her Royal Highness sledging at 5 months pregnant. Perhaps she was late due to lack of snow in Hull?
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Today I own up to not being Religious.

However somebody somewhere has a champion sense of humour ..........
Today's news about celibacy in the church.

Father Stephen Wang, dean of studies at Allen Hall Seminary, says it is a sacrifice that many priests manage. "It's possible when people have an inner maturity and the faith and support structures are in place." For him it is no different to the challenge of a husband trying to be faithful to his wife.

There is no celibacy get-out in the form of masturbation, says Wang.


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it was a lovley day yesterday, were the city fathers waiting for bad weather before letting her in because they didnt know how to cope with a fine day? !PUZZLED!
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There is no celibacy get-out in the form of masturbation, says Wang
your always picking up our spelling mistakes on the forum BP and youve gone and missed the last three letters of the mans name :tut

how do the "support structures" work and can I fit one in my bedroom? :woops:
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I think I found the support structures online.

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I could be wrong but isn't that a converted milking machine? I'm all for diversification with the downturn in farming. :roll:
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