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Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

Postby coppinpr » Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:31 pm

Rumour is everyone who votes for Trump will get one of these for their front door
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Trump burns in Lewes

Postby coppinpr » Mon Nov 07, 2016 3:01 pm

For those who dont know my town,well things are a little different here on Nov5th, its dangerous, outrageous and not a little Pagan .All roads into the town are closed and all shops must close by 4.30 (including the Tesco super store and that is open on Xmas day!) 100 police are drafted into the tiny town including 20 armed and two helicopters.

This year along with seven 20 ft high effigies of the Pope three of the seven bonfire societies chose,not surprisingly, to burn Donald Trump. One as Humpty Dumpty sitting on a Mexican wall,one on a Mexican donkey while holding a scary clown mask in one hand and shooting himself in the foot with the other and one riding a raging bull .

You dont mess with the bonfire societies here, they are rich and often run by powerful business men from the town, two years ago when a new landlady moving into a pub in the town that was a society's headquarters told them she didnt want to be involved with firework displays and they must leave they blew up the pubs outside toilet two days later !OMFG!
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Re: Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

Postby john t peterson » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:08 pm

If The Donald manages to win by some strange chain of rigged voting events, would you please send back the Red Coats?

Please??

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Re: Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

Postby arrgee » Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:24 pm

John T Peterson wrote:If The Donald manages to win by some strange chain of rigged voting events, would you please send back the Red Coats?
Just up sticks and join us in the Mother country John, (together with your slot collection), that way you can come along to the Coventry Auction

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Re: Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

Postby badpenny » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:59 am

Last night I went to see Billy Connolly live.

The poor old lad, tottered out onto the stage, looked at us all and said ......

"You think I look bad, tomorrow morning you're all waking up to President Trump."

We all roared with laughter! !OMFG!

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Re: Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

Postby coppinpr » Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:40 am

John,
please note, the Coundon Social club,Coventry will open as a refugee centre on Nov 27th, 10.30am (or 9.30 if you bring a slot machine) even then you might not be the first,Trump repeatedly said,right up to the last rally,"If I win Hillary goes to prison" :#:

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Re: Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

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Re: Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

Postby john t peterson » Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:16 pm

Simply stunning. America survived the Civil War and we shall survive the Presidency of OrangeTop but, oh, what were you thinking my fellow Americans? You have elected a thin-skinned, narcissistic con man to the highest office in our nation. You have loosed an ignorant cannon ball upon the deck of the USS America. Damage will be done and it will be your fault. Our response is and will continue to be: "What did you expect?" His first act as President will be to repaint Air Force One in the Trump livery. I am ashamed.

In the meantime, I shall be getting my brick mason's license. I hear there are going to be some wonderful,wonderful jobs on the US/Mexican border soon.

God save the Queen.

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Re: Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

Postby gameswat » Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:14 pm

John....what have you done?!? '!' Lately a lot of my American friends have been asking when I'll be back to visit, ummm, never.

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Re: Trump makes last ditch attempt to tempt voters

Postby coppinpr » Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:11 pm

Very strange but true... almost 16 years ago to the day a Simpsons Tv episode predicted Trump would become president
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/fla ... 0-20160317

4 days ago the US passport office issued an official statement recommending any US citizen whos passport was due for renewal to do it soon to avoid delay as they are expecting a huge increase in applications in the "near future" very scary :shock:

I too may not be making my usual visits to the USA, Im prepared to wait and see what happens in the next few months but Im not keen on visiting a country where I dont feel welcome,and I think that might be the case. Brexit triggered a strange response from some people in the UK towards foreigners,Trumps win might do the same I fear


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