Classic ebay statement

[arrgee]

Just seen this for sale, with the following seller's quote:

In excellent condition and fully functional apart from the cash intake which doesn’t work. I’m sure it is fixable though.

[badpenny]

Me and him went to different schools together, one of his eyes was both the same and he had the darkest blond hair like everybody.

[slotalot]

I was once told by an old operator that a machine is only broken when the punter can no longer get his coin in the slot

any other time it is fully working.