Seems I'm an addict

[badpenny]

Because I have a standing order with The National Lottery every Saturday, they sent me a survey so I may understand if I have a "Problem" or not.
I fell at the first hurdle, they asked me if I play slot machines a lot!
Seems I may expect a visit from a group of old dears with clip boards sooner rather than later. They will join me in prayers and tambourine rattling.

BP

[tallstory]

Blimey, Big Brother is watching. I'll have to be careful with my Premium Bonds or ERNIE may come knocking.

[coppinpr]

Not to worry BP, if the ladies turn up give them a private viewing of your Grotchen De-luxe, I know its smaller than most but they will either run away screaming or be your friend for life

[coppinpr]

ERNIE may come knocking.

why would the fastest milkman in the west come round

[brigham]

ERNIE, as opposed to ERIK?