Oi! What do you know that you're not telling me?

[jonesthegarage]

Subscription (well worth £2) had lapsed and so renewed yesterday to view Arena.

First "oi!" - this morning I cannot view Arena.

Second and more important "oi!" - entry under my membership information:

"Full membership.................LIFETIME..........................31/12/2038

This will make me only 83 when I go to the great arcade in the sky and I was counting on a bit longer if only to make my kids wait longer for the inheritance - did this date come from some dodgy fortune telling machine - c'mon I deserve to know.

[pennymachines]

Sorry about that. One day I'll fix the subscription software...
I've now extended your subs to 09/05/2015 and your lifeline to... (sorry I can't disclose the date).

[jonesthegarage]

thanks Mr. Reaper, er... Mr. Machines