Great day to have a birthday

[coppinpr]

Great day to have a birthday Elvis, David Bowie, Steven Hawkin and .................ME!!

[jimmy55]

Happy Birthday ..... what similarities can you gather from that birthday group Paul?

[coppinpr]

Well.......................... I cant sing, I cant act (but then neither could Bowie) and I dont know the meaning of the universe BUT could Elvis strip down a Jennings escalator and put it back together, could Bowie break down a side of beef and could Hawkin tell you who was world speedway champion in 1954...I ask you that!! I rest on my laurels (and very painful it is to)

[jimmy55]

You inspired me to look up mine .... I share with George Michael. Now I wish I hadn't looked.

[special when lit]

Mine's on the same day as Hitler!

[john t peterson]

I don't mean to brag (much) but I share the day with Prince Charles. In fact, I'm a year older. Does that mean I get the throne first?

J Peterson
American Royalty such as it is...

[jimmy55]

Suddenly George Michael doesn't sound so bad! ( I think I'd settle for Bowie though )

[coppinpr]

I don't mean to brag (much) but I share the day with Prince Charles.

only someone from the (temporally) estranged colonies would brag about sharing Charles bday

[badpenny]

I wouldn't concern yourself about getting the throne before him John ..... there doesn't seem to be too much enthusiasm over here for him to have it all.
Personally speaking I couldn't give a hoot

[john t peterson]

If I am awarded the throne, does that mean I have to sleep with Camilla?

J Peterson
Sleepless in America

[badpenny]

Good Lord No!
It means she has to sleep with you.

[john t peterson]

I hereby announce my abdication of the throne, total and complete, now and forever.

I'm sorry to disappoint my royal fans; my first act was to be reversal of the law against private ownership of fruit machines and all things related to gambling. But I must put my private safety and dignity ahead of personal gain.

Ta, ta.

J Peterson
His Semi-royal American Hind-ass (Is there any other kind??)

[badpenny]

Sadly .... you can't.

You will recall the outcome of Edward & Mrs. Simpson? ...... He went from being the Commander in Chief of The Royal Navy to the Third Mate of an American Tramp.
Given a Duke's title they had to go and live in Paris and become friends of Hitler.

Enjoy!