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Bananas for sale

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:23 pm
by john t peterson
Now that the United States of America has officially fallen to the status of a Banana Republic, I am announcing my switch of allegiance from British coin-operated machines to lies, falsehoods, cheats, sedition and bananas. I may even travel to Washington, D.C. and grab a few goodies from the Capital. All I need now is a mask to hide behind while I exercise my right to riot. Anyone have a Margaret Thatcher hoodie they're not using?

J Peterson
Incredibly embarrassed for America

Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:29 pm
by gameswat
As Ivanka just reminded us, it's all there in the name JP......"American patRIOT". !!SUICIDAL!!

Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:24 pm
by geordy55
Please please please enact the 25th, I’d pay for front row seats

Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:49 pm
by badpenny
Just think of all the material that must be piling up on tables in Netflix's "What the hell film do we tackle next?" office.

Each and every option awaiting Trump's final choice of brainstorm on January 20.
Still it must take the pressure of Liz Mk II & Phil The Greek a bit when it comes public laundering.

BP !!SHIT!!

Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:02 pm
by cait001
my condolences for your fine country! I wish I could sit back and not be effected by it all but 1) I know and love so many incredible Americans and 2) they are having "Covid is a hoax! Support Trump!" rallies in Canada too.
My productivity this week has been SHOT as every 20 minutes there is some new outlandish development.

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Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:20 am
by badpenny
Mexico has decided they will pay for the wall and Canada has just announced they want one too.
Stolen off Facebook earlier after it was posted there by a member on here.

BP
Don't despair John Son of Peter there will always be somewhere for you to rest your head over here.

Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:07 pm
by cait001
badpenny wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:20 am Mexico has decided they will pay for the wall and Canada has just announced they want one too.
Canada has had our border closed with America for most of the pandemic and it doesn't look like we'll be opening up any time soon, maybe by the summer?
I have a bunch of packages (books and machines) to grab from South of the border at my shipping depot when I'm allowed to make the trip. (including a Novomat project)

Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:46 am
by coppinpr
Id love to see him arrested/impeached, but it won't happen, the Democrats don't want to have media-driven court cases going on for 5 years to remind America (and the world) that there was a crazy in the white house for 4 years. They will do a lot of sabre-rattling for two weeks then kick the clockwork orange's memory around till they lose it.
But let's not mention the nuke codes, if airline pilots can fly an airliner full of passengers into the ground just to commit suicide a bonkers president can destroy the world to achieve the same ends. !!DIG!!

Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:19 pm
by john t peterson
Spot on, Coppinpr, unfortunately. We always thought we were exceptional. Turns out, we were delusional.

J Peterson
Hangover, USA. !!SUICIDAL!!

Re: Bananas for sale

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:50 pm
by badpenny
I hold that recognising one is delusional proves you're exceptional.
Especially if you are hungover at the time!

BP :cool: