Vending & Service Machines

pennymachines · Post by **pennymachines** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:22 pm

Roovers name plate stamper.

pennymachines · Post by **pennymachines** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:17 pm

BNO Manufacturing Co. Hit The Target, 1950

slotalot · Post by **slotalot** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:24 pm

Watling Vibratory Doctor, 1904

pennymachines · Post by **pennymachines** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:42 pm

Did he say "...by taking the hand and putting it on your nuts"?

willborl · Post by **willborl** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:49 pm

Haha think he says Neck. But not sure. Does sound like nuts.

slotalot · Post by **slotalot** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:30 pm

WillBorl wrote:Haha think he says Neck. But not sure. Does sound like nuts.

Each to his own I always say

its a very versatile machine

slotalot · Post by **slotalot** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:13 pm

GumBall PinBall Machine

A little different don't you think?

john t peterson · Post by **john t peterson** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:29 pm

As Mr. PennyMachines has implicitly noted, the vibrator machine shown above is another example of a great concept that failed due to misapplication of a terrific concept.

How many Victorian women are willing to be seen in public, applying some stranger's hand to their ailing elbow? Not enough apparently. The "Vibratory Doctor" is a brilliant idea but too far ahead of its time. The time for this miracle machine is NOW and with the following modifications:

The gender of the good doctor must be changed to female. The explanation of her restorative powers are:

"For the small sum of one dollar, Celia SPAM is ready to bring out the best nature has to offer. She rises to every occasion. What about you?"

Ceilia will be placed in "Gentlemen Only Clubs" with a privacy curtain installed around the machine. She will have a large neon top-flash sign that harkens back to her historical roots: "Great Expectations."

She will need a full-time guard to keep the men in line orderly.

badpenny · Post by **badpenny** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:41 am

He said "nuts" it was definitely "nuts" ................ but that's not what bothers me, is Micky Mouse running around with only one hand?

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